The other anchor should have done this story
Looking back I have to imagine the producer of this news show wishes he had sent this story to the other anchor.
Man with one leg and no arms outruns cops
At 13, Michael Francis Wiley lost both arms and part of one leg to a high-voltage wire. He taught himself to drive, but at age 40 has so many driving violations that it is a felony for Wiley to get behind the wheel.
On May 8 Wiley was chased by two police officers after the first noticed him driving. The chase was abandoned when the officers decided that the chase might endanger other people. Fortunately for the police there aren’t too many people fitting the description of no arms and one leg so an arrest warrant was issued for Wiley.
But this isn’t Wiley’s first brush with law enforcement. In 1998 he lead police on a chase in a green Corvette topping out at almost 120 miles per hour. He has also stolen a car, kicked a state trooper (impressive with only one leg), and attacked his wife. And, he is awaiting trial on drug and other illegal driving charges.
Paris Hilton Obituary Contest
Sculptor Daniel Edwards has created a sculpture of what Paris Hilton would look like during an autopsy, complete with dog Tinkerbell. Through the end of May Capla Kesting Fine Art is sponsoring a contest for students to write an obituary to go along with the sculpture.
On the contest site there are a few quotes; my favorites of which are:
“Paris herself would probably take one look at the installation and draw, ‘Dude, I look great. DUI death is hot.’” - The New Yorker Magazine.
“Through an extraordinary alchemic transformation Paris Hilton’s life has been given meaning.” - Dallas Morning News
More information on the contest along with an image of the sculpture can be found at www.parishiltonautopsy.com
Flirting with Westboro Baptist protesters
With a website called GodHatesFags.com, you can probably imagine how the Westboro Baptist Church feels about homosexuality. Below is a video that puts them to the test. The interviewer starts flirting with one of the protesters and even grabs his butt commenting on how firm it is.
What if Axe was sprayed on an entire town?
If you believe the marketing, it might look like this.