Can you lift off from farts?
A question that never crossed my mind, but now that it has I sort of want to know.
How much flatulence would it take to become airborne?
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If Palin becomes president
This is what her office might be like. Be sure to click the picture to get all of the humor.
Cooking with Pooh
Two thoughts for the title of this book. One, it’s a major oversight by the authors who just missed that Cooking with Pooh has more of a meaning than just cooking with that bear from the 100 acre wood. Or two, and this is probably it, coming up with a name like that [...]
Paris Hilton Obituary Contest
Sculptor Daniel Edwards has created a sculpture of what Paris Hilton would look like during an autopsy, complete with dog Tinkerbell. Through the end of May Capla Kesting Fine Art is sponsoring a contest for students to write an obituary to go along with the sculpture.
On the contest site there are a few quotes; [...]
How to correctly open your bowels
Just in case you’re old enough to use a computer but haven’t figured out how to go to the bathroom, ClusterFlock.org has instructions for how to correctly open your bowels.
Get back at the neighbors with a Revenge CD
Where was this when I lived in an apartment? I had neighbors that would have an “interlude” every Friday night at 1:00am. You could set your clock by it. Another neighbor would have his rap music cranked up so loud that I couldn’t hear anything else. The best thing I could do [...]
You park like an asshole
Feel like telling people that they can’t park. Here’s your chance. Go to You Park Like an Asshole and download one to the two PDF files, print ‘em out, and start putting the paper on badly parked cars.
Odds of a perfect NCAA bracket
Want to make sure you get 100% on your office betting pool. You’ve just got to fill out 18,446,744,073,709,551,616 brackets. Yes, that’s 18.5 quintillion. Even if every person on earth filled out a different bracket, the odds are still remarkably small that any one bracket would be perfect.
Link from UtterlyBoring.com
Shoo Fly Covers – Too ugly to be worth is
Found a fun site for y’all to browse. It’s called What Not To Crochet, and has a list of crocheted items that shouldn’t have been made.
My personal favorite, the Shoo Fly Cover. It’s a small piece of fabric to go over your glass while outside to keep bugs out.
Link [...]
If men designed wrapping paper
4 wrapping paper ideas that had to be thought up by men. I’d probably buy the mooning one if it was real.