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Man with one leg and no arms outruns cops
At 13, Michael Francis Wiley lost both arms and part of one leg to a high-voltage wire. He taught himself to drive, but at age 40 has so many driving violations that it is a felony for Wiley to get behind the wheel.
On May 8 Wiley was chased by two police officers after the [...]
Paris Hilton Obituary Contest
Sculptor Daniel Edwards has created a sculpture of what Paris Hilton would look like during an autopsy, complete with dog Tinkerbell. Through the end of May Capla Kesting Fine Art is sponsoring a contest for students to write an obituary to go along with the sculpture.
On the contest site there are a few quotes; [...]
Trick for getting guys to hit the urinal
Tip for those janitors who are tired of cleaning the floor under urinals. Etch a fly into the urinal. The Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam did that and the “spillage” was reduced by 80%.
Get a brain morans
Sadly, there really isn’t much to say other than I really wish he wasn’t holding a Go USA sign at the same time.
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Man shoots self testing gun
A 28-year-old Wichita man wanted to check if his girlfriend’s .22 handgun was loaded. Instead of doing what most of us would and checking the clip or chamber, he decided to pull the trigger with his hand over the barrel. He was treated for the gunshot wound through his hand at a local [...]
Well, if the smoke doesn’t kill you…
Stevie Spencer took a break from painting his house for a quick smoke break. When done, Spencer threw the but into what he thought was a bowl of water. Turns out it was paint thinner. By the time the fire department arrived his house was too far gone to save.
There’s a leprechaun in Mobile, Alabama
I sat through this entire video expecting a punch line, only to find out that they were serious. Mobile, Alabama, residents swear they’ve seen a leprechaun in a tree nearby. Only thing is it only comes out at night and if you shine a light towards it the leprechaun disappears. One guy [...]
Odds of a perfect NCAA bracket
Want to make sure you get 100% on your office betting pool. You’ve just got to fill out 18,446,744,073,709,551,616 brackets. Yes, that’s 18.5 quintillion. Even if every person on earth filled out a different bracket, the odds are still remarkably small that any one bracket would be perfect.
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Ugly children get shafted by parents
Don’t deny it parents. You treat your pretty kid better than your ugly kid. Research says so.
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