Archive for the 'Gene Pool' Category
Pull the wool sex toy
I don’t know what’s worse - that there is enough of a market to sell these sex toys or that there actually had to be a meeting where the company decided to produce them.
Yeah, it’s the jackhammer noise that’s bad for your kid
You’ve got to read the caption to really appreciate this stupidity. She’s claiming the noise from jackhammers is damaging her baby.
Just say no to drunk Chihuahuas
Not only did Diane Marcotte show up drunk to pick up her kid from school, police believe her chihuahua Chico may have been drunk as well.
As absurd of a story as this is, I have to feel sorry for the kid. Can you imagine growing up in a situation like this? Not [...]
$6,500 - and it’s ‘just like a woman’
$6,500 could pay for a lot of nights out. Or, it could pay for one realistic sex doll.
Some soccer fans are crazy
Geoff Huish was so convinced that England would win over Wales in a soccer game last Saturday that he told friends at a pub “If Wales wins I’ll cut my balls off.”
Most friends probably assumed he was joking. But, after the game Huish went back to his house, grabbed a knife, and [...]
Jail bad for fetus of alleged child killer
A Carlisle, Pennsylvania, woman is asking to be released from jail because the imprisonment is bad for her unborn child. In fact, she describes it as “cruel and unusual punishment.”
Ouch! Castration should not be a do-it-yourself procedure
A Nevada man is hospitalized after performing a castration on himself. At 1:30am Monday morning, the 50-year-old man called 911 when he could not stop the bleeding. Paramedics responded and transported the man to the hospital.
Citing privacy issues, all the hospital and police officials would release is that the man did succeed in [...]
Be careful testing those bullet proof vests
An Idaho man is charged with involuntary manslaughter after he fatally shoots a friend on a dare. The pair were testing a protective vest. Police say that victim Alexander Joseph Swandic asked the defendant David John Hueth to shoot him in the vest.