28-year-old Demetrius Robinson spent a few minutes filling out a job application while waiting for a store to clear of customers so he could rob it. The criminal mastermind used his real name on the application.
After the customers cleared out Robinson pulled a knife and proceeded to rob the store.
Authorities were able to catch [...]
Looking back I have to imagine the producer of this news show wishes he had sent this story to the other anchor.
At 13, Michael Francis Wiley lost both arms and part of one leg to a high-voltage wire. He taught himself to drive, but at age 40 has so many driving violations that it is a felony for Wiley to get behind the wheel.
On May 8 Wiley was chased by two police officers after the [...]
Eric and Carrie Bleed called Rockford police to report that their house had been broken in to. When police arrived the found 100 marijuana plants in the basement. The Bleeds were arrested on possession with the intent to deliver.
A New Zealand bank robber tried to make it easy on the police by taking off his mask in the middle of the bank robbery. Apparently holding people at gunpoint caused the suspect to get a little sweaty and he took off the mask to cool off.
The man; described as large, fat, and heavy [...]
Not Jason Klopf. He had been driving around Portland at over 100 miles per hour and became upset when there wasn’t a cop in sight to pull him over. So he rammed an empty police cruiser, backed up, and rammed it again. He then left his car vacant by the damaged police [...]
OJ Simpson will be interviewed in a 2 part show on Fox later this month. It is titled “If I Did It, Here’s How It Happened.”
I won’t lie, I’ve been of the opinion that OJ did it even after he was aquitted. And I’m not alone in that. He’s already got a pretty [...]
Siphoning gas from a firefighter’s car. Sadly not the stupid part.
Spilling gas on your pants. Still, not the stupid part.
Here it comes, this is the stupid part. After the 17-year-old Wyoming resident spilled gas on his pants he wanted to know how wet they were. Because it was dark he used [...]
A 16-year-old girl was arrested in Valparaiso, Ind., walking through a security checkpoint with marijuana and cocaine after the metal detector went off. She told the police that she was holding the drugs for her boyfriend.
Link from: DumbCriminals.com
Imagine you’re a 10-year-old girl selling cookies with your mother. Now imagine how excited you get when somebody buys 10 boxes and hands you a $100 bill. Now imagine your feelings when you find out the bill was a fake.
Link from DumbCriminals.com