Get back at the neighbors with a Revenge CD
Where was this when I lived in an apartment? I had neighbors that would have an “interlude” every Friday night at 1:00am. You could set your clock by it. Another neighbor would have his rap music cranked up so loud that I couldn’t hear anything else. The best thing I could do was to crank up the launch scene from Apollo 13 really loud.
The Revenge CD is 20 tracks of annoying noises guaranteed to get even with whatever is coming out of your neighbor’s apartment.

From their site:
A great way to get back at those noisy neighbors! Give them a taste of their own medicine with any one of these 20 ear-splitting sound effect tracks. Anyone who’s ever lived in an apartment will really appreciate this hilarious CD! Earplugs supplied for your listening pleasure. Imported from France.
I especially like “Imported from France” because it makes it all the more annoying.
Tracks included:
- Drill
- Party (At Least 200 People)
- Orgasm (Outstanding)
- Train
- Drum (Played by a Child)
- Inhuman Screams
- Walking (High Heels)
- Domestic Squabble
- Doors Banging
- Bowling
- Unhappy Dog
- Practicing Scales (Violin)
- Traffic Jam
- Garbage Truck
- Newborn
- Phone Ringing
- Ball Game
- Pigeons
- Spring Cleaning
- Cock-a-Doodle-Doo!