How to correctly open your bowels
Just in case you’re old enough to use a computer but haven’t figured out how to go to the bathroom, ClusterFlock.org has instructions for how to correctly open your bowels.
Archive for February, 2007
Want to buy a tattooed fish?
It looks like tattooed fish may be the next fad. Pet stores have started carrying the fish with messages tattooed in to their sides and they are selling fast.
Pork board takes on breastfeeding
If you happened across the Lactivist CafePress site and saw a shirt that said “The other white milk”, what would your first thought be? (Hint, the Lactivist is a website that supports breastfeeding of children). Would you associate that shirt with pork?
Now that you’ve had a chance to think about pork you may [...]
Get back at the neighbors with a Revenge CD
Where was this when I lived in an apartment? I had neighbors that would have an “interlude” every Friday night at 1:00am. You could set your clock by it. Another neighbor would have his rap music cranked up so loud that I couldn’t hear anything else. The best thing I could do [...]