I usually get upset when I do get a speeding ticket
Not Jason Klopf. He had been driving around Portland at over 100 miles per hour and became upset when there wasn’t a cop in sight to pull him over. So he rammed an empty police cruiser, backed up, and rammed it again. He then left his car vacant by the damaged police cruiser.
Police found Klopf a short time later. He didn’t get the speeding ticket he wanted, but he was charged with reckless driving and criminal mischief.