Archive for December, 2006

Potheads call to report a burglary

Eric and Carrie Bleed called Rockford police to report that their house had been broken in to. When police arrived the found 100 marijuana plants in the basement. The Bleeds were arrested on possession with the intent to deliver.

Woman sues her doctor for hurting her feelings

“Mrs. G” delayed a ceasaren for a few minutes so that she could have a pre-op smoke. And, yes, there’s another issue in that as well. The anesthesiologist, “Dr. A” mentioned to Mrs. G that the epidural was made more difficult because of her coughing and went on to say that it would [...]

A cat crawling in a goldfish bowl

Sometimes you just have to sit and watch.
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Texas bill would allow blind hunters to use laser sights

Edmund Kuempel has proposed a bill to the Texas legislature that would allow people that are legally blind to hunt with the aid of a laser sight. Currently it is illegal to use a laser sight to hunt.
The legal issue isn’t a blind person with a gun, it’s the laser sight. Laser sights, [...]

Bank robber unmasks himself

A New Zealand bank robber tried to make it easy on the police by taking off his mask in the middle of the bank robbery. Apparently holding people at gunpoint caused the suspect to get a little sweaty and he took off the mask to cool off.
The man; described as large, fat, and heavy [...]

I usually get upset when I do get a speeding ticket

Not Jason Klopf. He had been driving around Portland at over 100 miles per hour and became upset when there wasn’t a cop in sight to pull him over. So he rammed an empty police cruiser, backed up, and rammed it again. He then left his car vacant by the damaged police [...]

Get a brain morans

Sadly, there really isn’t much to say other than I really wish he wasn’t holding a Go USA sign at the same time.

Source: www.fstdt.com

Just don’t call it Urinetown

Cathedral Prep High School, an all-male Catholic high school in Erie, PA, was planning on putting on Urinetown: The Musical. But the Catholic Bishop of Erie, Donald Trautman, objected to the title.
Trautman didn’t object to the play itself, so the kids are still being allowed to perform Urinetown. They just can’t call it [...]