Archive for May, 2006

Proof of God in a banana

A minute video claiming that the banana is the worst thing for atheists. Apparently a banana is just too well formed to fit our hands to have not been created by God. Of course, monkeys eat bananas eat bananas too. Maybe that’s proof of evolution instead.
Kirk Cameron looks like he’s trying to [...]

10 Things I Hate About Commandments

Take a classic movie - The 10 Commandments with Charleton Heston - and remix it with a little current music and you get 10 Things I Hate About Commandments. Best cameo goes to Samuel L Jackson as Principal Firebush.
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This is why guys don’t ask for directions

Joshua Kelly and Llara Brook were arrested last weekend by Baltimore police for asking for directions. Well, they were arrested for trespassing (on a public street) while asking for directions.
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Well, if the smoke doesn’t kill you…

Stevie Spencer took a break from painting his house for a quick smoke break. When done, Spencer threw the but into what he thought was a bowl of water. Turns out it was paint thinner. By the time the fire department arrived his house was too far gone to save.

Paris Hilton might play Mother Teresa

Mother Teresa is rolling over in her grave, or looking down from Heaven, in awe of this stupidity.
Indian film director T. Rajeevnath has told reporters that Paris Hilton is on a “short list” of people he’d like to see play Mother Teresa in an upcoming movie he’s making on the nun’s life. Rajeevnath cites [...]

Homey the Clown: The Movie

Looks like Hollywood is officially out of ideas. Next year we’ll get to see Homey the Clown in a movie. Now, if they’ll just make one of Fire Marshall Bill I’d be there.

Moussaoui verdict - my rants

During the jury deliberations I thought that the death penalty was a fitting sentence for Moussaoui. He had a part in the September 11th attack - he deserved to die. But now that the punishment has been read, my thoughts have done a complete 180.