Happy Halloween - Carve your pumpkin
Try your hand at pumpkin carving with this flash applet.
Archive for October, 2005
Pope’s Ford Escort sold for $690,000
John O’Quinn, a 62-year-old Baptist, purchased a light blue 1975 Ford Escort that once belonged to Pope John Paul II for $690,000.
First drafts of classic pick up lines
Think most pick up lines are too corny? You’ve got to see the first drafts of some of the classics.
Better go to the bathroom quick
If you work for Ford you’d better be prepared to take short bathroom breaks.
Too many teenagers trick or treating at your house?
Try these labels stuck on canned vegetables from Jake at Utterlyboring.com.
Stewardess calls in bomb threat to get day off
Sure, I like my days off. But I’ve never considered sending in a bomb threat to get an extra vacation day.
$6,500 - and it’s ‘just like a woman’
$6,500 could pay for a lot of nights out. Or, it could pay for one realistic sex doll.
This poor kid is going to be a punching bag
I don’t care how much you like working for Google, you shouldn’t name your kid Google. Maybe it’s just a ploy to get people to link to him (whoops, guess I’m helping the cause) so they’ll click on the AdSense ads he has all over the page.
But it could have been worse for this [...]
Marry him anyway, even if he can’t spell
Does it matter if it’s “marry me” or “mary me”, or is it the thought that counts?