Archive for December, 2004

World’s fastest fingers - Teen breaks text messaging record

17-year-old Ben Cook set a Guiness record for text messaging on his mobile phone. He entered the phrase “The razor-toothed prianhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality they seldom attack a human” in 57.75 seconds.

Sun CEO publicy caught by hoax

Scott McNealy, CEO of Sun Microsystems, was trying to make a point on how fast technology evolves. He wound up making a different point - how easy it is to fall for internet hoaxes.

You don’t know where that money has been

An Iowa man is arrested for paying his parking ticket. More specifically, he was arrested for how he chose to pay it. He sent the payment in as cash covered in fecal matter.

A cops backyard is a bad place to grow pot

Ryan Steel decided to make a little money on the side growing marijuana. He found himself a nice section of land and did some planting. But, he should have checked where he was growing it; turns out, the land belonged to the ex-police chief.

Another reason not to run around naked

If you ever felt the desire to run around Minneapolis naked, here’s a reason not to.

French police are idiots

Four days after planting explosives in an unsuspecting passenger’s luggage, the French police still have not found them.

Add lawnmower to your list of bad getaway vehicles

A Dover, NH, man fled on a lawnmower after throwing two Molotov cocktails at his ex-girlfriend’s apartment. He was arrested after a short, low-speed chase.

Maybe snakes aren’t a good pet

A man from Oslo, Norway, is charged with an illegal collection of exotic animals after being taken to the hospital twice in one day for snake bites.

Who says pot kills brain cells?

A Florida couple is under arrest after calling the police to report a break in at their apartment. They also reported a quarter pound bag of marijuana stolen.

“I’m king of the” cheesiest movie lines

Warburtons, a baker in Britain, recently posed “What are your top three cheesiest moments in film?” as part of campaign for their launch of cheese flavored crumpets. Leonardo DiCaprio won (?) for “I’m king of the world” from Titanic.